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Those Lavender gym shoes be hangin' from the rear view mirror but I sees a place on the dashboard fer ye little lawn gnome friend... hopefully he be from the land o' boggle...

Arr that be sweet... Sweeter than candy canes and turtle soup. Ye have a little friend, a lawn gnome. What be his name? Norm the Gnome or be it G'Norm the G'Nome?

Ye be callin the wrath of a lawn gnome now? By Triton's Bilge monkies ye be dealin with powerful daemon magic ye be fer the lawn gnomes wield great powers... ifn it be dark outside, darker than the space betwixed yer ears and just as empty. So's I'll keep a light on.

I not be spoutin sea tales from the sirens o' the deep matey, it takes one as daft as yerself to come up with that flibberty jibber. And if ye checks with the crew ye will find them sayin that I have no liken to the water so ye be not seein me under the sea. Now what's this about given' back yer lavender shoes? They be yer dancin shoes while ye dancin the riggins?

Here's ye ditty. I suspect ye be singin' it from the nest:
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Got's it from Triton's daughters I did.

Ye squid lipped squiffey, ye be the one spoutin sea stories as if ye heard it from Neptunes rear hisself. The way ye talks of them mermaids ye sound as if ye be in league with that Peter Pan. And I have no need to go to Willie Turner's locker as I already stole his gym shoes I did.

Maybe if'n I straps ye to the mast and fly ye like a kite ye can enjoy that bit of cheap entertainment. ye can even have a tail if ye wants.

Aye twere good times indeed. We could have even strolled the Sea Port village or the beach fer the "cheap" or be scannin' the coupons fer the more expensive things (2 fer ones and get in on the kiddie price).

So ye believe yer handsome contenance be yer foot? Ye be hangin from it which means ye had the rope placed about the wrong part of yer body. I guess the hangman be blind.

So there I were, slashing cutlasses with Tiger Lee in what were left of his street and it occured to me... Where be Oderlesseye? Were ye listening to them thar tales by the Ladies of the Sea?